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Because he stole our initials. We will soon update with various wordy things for the buidling of your paltry vocabulary.

In the meantime, enjoy these definitions:

kirklet - n. A three-dimensional unit of measure exactly the size of one (1) William Shatner head. Ex.: And Noah didst build an ark that could contain two of every animal on Earth at a volume of nearly nine kirklets.

crindalish - adj. Kind of dumb, but not offensively so. Ex.: Well, I mean, 300 kicked ass and all, but I still have to say...it was a little crindalish.

snotchy - adj. Beyond snotty. Snotty as a snotty person would probably say it so they don't have to say snotty like a normal person. Ex.: She's hot and all, but I don't know if I can be around someone so snotchy, you know?

asspeakate - v. To make one believe that his or her own anus is speaking to them. Ex.: So then Frank went into the bathroom stall, right? That's when I got a bullhorn, stuck it up behind the tank and asspeakated him completely!

meriamwebsterly - adv. The state of performing something in such a way that a company misspells its own name. Ex.: They did that pretty meriamwebsterly, I thought. I mean, it's Merriam-Webster, isn't it?