Responses to Statements Expressed in Spam Subject Lines
Cathy O. Lyon wrote:
Well, Cathy, those shoes are really nice.
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Brandi J. Gunn wrote:
Oh shit. I thought the order form said pines. Boy, is my face red.
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Bob Spinder wrote:
Why can't you check out the watch? Is there something wrong with your eyes, Bob? And when did you start using the accent of a 1920s-style newspaper salesboy?
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Cameron Y. Chambers wrote:
Oh, you want big? I'll show you big.
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Mady Benton wrote:
Step 1: Get a computer from the U.S. Mint.
Step 2: Buy the big printing machines from the U.S. Mint.
Step 3: $$$$$$$!
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Janet G. Noel wrote:
Joni Z. Driscoll wrote:
Um...switch?
Alternate solution: Date each other.
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Michael E. Horn wrote:
I'm not sure I want to stand in this crowd to begin with.
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eage wrote:
Will do. My decoy MW and giant trenchcoat are purchased, and I'm on my way to Gamestop right now. If I get arrested, I'm assuming you'll back me up.
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Paul Hartnett wrote:
Step 1: Hire some Cuban gangsters to do your dirty work.
Step 2: Double-cross said gangsters.
Step 3: $$$$$!
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Simon L. Delgado wrote:
I used to get that too. But, I repeat:
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