Subject: Celebrity Photos
PR Photos wrote:
Smello to you!
You see what I did there? I took a traditional greeting and changed the first letter(s) to make it include the word "smell!" And smell is what poop does!
Bits of hilariousness like that are why CRACKED pays me the big bucks (nothing)!
Anyway, continue.
That's...like...um...not a question? I guess you're, like, writing e-mails now that, um, ape that method of speech some people have where their statements go up at the end? Because that's so persuasive and reassuring?
But to answer your statement, it depends. Are the celebrities having sex? Nude? With celebrity nudity? Because, in that case, no. I can get those pictures anywhere. Internet and all.
Still, it's interesting that you just came across my site. It's weird coincidence, because I actually just came all over it.
I'm just kidding. I only came on it a little.
Hooray for random capitalization!
So, let me get this straight. Your hundreds of photographers are constantly photographing things? So they never eat? Sleep? Make love to a woman? Is that not what it means to be human? To live? To experience all the things out there that are not getting a shot of former NYPD Blue vixen Sharon Lawrence attending the premiere of "License to Wed?" Or of Steven Seagal pretending to know martial arts? Or of Rob Schnieder still existing for some reason?
I would think "constant photographer" would have to be the worst job ever.
Whew! That's a relief! I was afraid they would only be available for use on teletype machines or for making woodcuts.
There's this company called Google Image Search that has a lot of stuff for free.
So, you'll pay me, then?
Oh, well, I'm going to need a lot, then. I'm going to need to see a certain Mr. President Andy Jackson, in fact.
Heh. Packages.
As long as they can do a three-point turn and know how to parallel park, they're good to go.
Okay, the number is 8 and a good time to reach me is when I'm pretty close nearby, like within an arm's length.
(Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week.)
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Thank you.
Thank youuuuuuuuu.
PR Photos
Heh. Head.
Andy Rouvalis
Senior Sales Executive-PR PHOTOS
Hey, why can't I call you, Lindsay? Is it because of that crack about coming all over my website?
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. But you were the one talking about celebrity nude sex, after all. I'm just sayin'.
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If you'd like to come all over my website, please, let me know in an e-mail.
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