Like everyone else on the national internets, I have opened my own online store at cafepress.com.

Most of what's on there is slightly altered versions of the hyper-ironic t-shirts, so now they look kinda like this:

Are they overpriced? You bet they are! Go buy 'em anyway!

I'll thank you for it.

Also, if there's anything you'd like to see made into a t-shirt (or a coffee mug, or a mousepad, or some underwear), leave a comment promising to buy it and I'll try to whip it up for you.

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