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Subjects: Drinking Game Suggestion and Aspiring Rap Artists

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orrin mccormack wrote:

Hi,

Hello!

I thought you might be interested in adding Drinking Zonk to your website.

You're wrong!

It's a pretty cool dice drinking game.

I'm sure it's great and all, but I just have no interest at all in drinking dice. Sorry.

Roll five dice trying to get 1's and 5's to score points.

Ohhhhhhhhhh. Now it all makes sense.

Accumulate points to pass out drinks, score a lot of points and make a rule.

It's so intuitive!

Check out http://drinkingzonk.com/rules.html for a better explanation.
Orrin

Note: The explanation isn't any better.

You know, what better activity could one do while wildly inebriated than to roll easily lost dice for the sake of playing an insanely complex drinking game? Certainly, that's better than drinking when you hear or see certain things in a movie or lose a point in ping-pong.

Additionally, anything involving the word "zonk" is a real winner. And for only $14.99! Because you can't get dice anywhere else!

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Erin Claringbold wrote:

G'day MW,

Good day to you, Erin. Tell the koalas hello for me.

I've only just discovered your blog and it's bloody hilarious!

Yes. Yes it is.

I know you wrote your article "Subject: Re: WE HERE NOW DA SONGS IS HOT" pretty much a year ago, but I thought you might still enjoy the intense ridiculousness of this aussie 'artist':

http://www.myspace.com/bigdaveemcee

Hahaha!

HAHAHAhahahaHAHAHahaHAHAHa!

I'm not sure what's worse- the songs, the video clip or the epic bio down the right hand side of the page.

I'll tell you what's worse. The fact that the guy's record label is called Kokyprik Records. Kokyprik. Really.

Also, the echo on the song "16 Bar Dedication," which makes the horrible lyrics impossible to understand. Although "Independant thought" (which wonderfully misspells independent) is by far the funniest song of the bunch. Holy shit.

Oh! And the boast that the "Fly Ya Flag" mixtape has sold 350 copies.

Trust me though you'll either be crying with laughter or staring in disbelief- possibly both at the same time. Sure it may be offputting for others but it's worth the social alienation!

You don't have to worry about me and social alienation. It's kind of my thing.

(www.chaser.com.au already took the piss out of this btw- also a site worth checking out- esp the 'webshites' section)

An Australian humor site!?!? I'm there!

thanks for the laughs

Yes. I am something of a hero.

from,
Erin

"from" is the greatest sign-off ever.

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Would you like to stroke MW's ego while also sending him links to hilariously awful rap artists from countries where people should never rap, ever? Or would you like to pawn off your stupidly complicated drinking game onto him because you think he'd be interested for some reason? If so, here's where to click.


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