Subject: How would you like an extra $500 - $1000 a week with 15 minutes of your time?
Workathome wrote:
I don't know. Is it anything like Google Image Search? I've heard of that.
Whoa, there, Workathome. You're kind of bouncing all over the place. You ask me if I know that the google ca$h machine is, and now you're asking me if I would like $500 to $1000 a week. This is all coming at me very fast.
Are...are you a pimp? A pimp named Google?
Are you trying to pimp...pimp my ass?
At this point my leg is the last thing I would assume was going to be pulled.
Stop pressuring me, guy! This is a very difficult decision you're trying to force on me! You can't have me going and doing tug jobs in just a quarter of an hour! It takes...time and deliberation to decide if professional tug jobbery should be my chosen line of work!
Exclamations!
Oh. So they're some kind of super tug jobs? (Also, you misspelled AssSense.)
Well, now you're just trying to scare me into submission, Mr. GooglePimpMan. It won't work.
Oh, hi, Sebastian. What happened to your pimp colleague?
It depends. How much hair do you have on your ass? 'Cause mine's like a forest.
Ah, I see you've read my blog.
Tell me about it. Some guy just tried to pimp me.
You've met a young, large-breasted British woman who enjoys forest-like ass hair?
Um...good for you?
Well, if you're only ever going to have one idea, it had better damn well be amazing.
Oh no. Oh shit.
You're in cahoots with that pimp, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah, I know. Super tug jobs.
So...wait. Your one idea in your whole life involved how to give super tug jobs? I...I'm sorry.
You know, this sure is a lot of smooth talkin'. I suddenly feel very much like Jodie Foster in "Taxi Driver."
Anyway, okay, tell me what the method is.
I'd would say it's more like you're "handing" them!
Get it? Because of the tug jobs?
It appears that you have forgotten about telling me about this method of yours. But, whatever, cry some more, you pimp baby.
So now you're peddling tug jobs? What kind of life is that? I think you sould have stuck with your newspaper route.
Oh, so you've seen "Taxi Driver," then?
This is the longest e-mail from a pimp I have ever seen.
Oh, I don't have any doubt that super tug jobs will make me money. The thing I have a problem with is...the tugging.
No kissing on the mouth, no biting, pretty much the standards, I would think.
No, it's a pmping program. We've established that.
And I will not not be giving tug jobs. Got it.
It's an ass selling program. I know. Let's get on with this.
Oh, I know. When you're in it, you're in it to stay. Just like in "Taxi Driver."
Well, at least that's flattering, I guess.
Unless you call hos to pimp a pyramid. More of just a line, I guess.
What? Do I hold my thumb in a special place or what? Seriously, what makes a tug job super?
Except my forest-like ass!
Save me, Travis Bickle!
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Are you a pimp with a novel-length propsal to turn my ass out? You should send me an e-mail.
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