Because the second sports-related piece of mine in the span of a week, The Dos and Don'ts of Throwing a First Pitch is now up on the CRACKED.com main site.

I believe it warrants at least a moment of your time, much as if it were a besooted English orphan who has approached you with his empty gruel bowl, saying in his weakened voice, "Please, sir, just a moment of your time. Please."

His voice is weakened because he has black lung from having to earn money for the orphanage by working evenings as the brush end of a chimney sweep's broom. Won't you grant a poor English orphan his dying wish?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch some sports! Goooooooo athletes!

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