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Upcoming Marvel Storylines Now that Captain America Has Surrendered...and Died


  • Spider-Man learns once and for all that you can have great power and no responsibility at all...and dies

  • Daredevil gets his eyesight back, moves to the Upper West Side...and dies

  • The Hulk realizes that, eh, maybe he doesn't want to smash...and dies

  • Luke Cage gets hit with a deawesomefying beam that magically makes him not awesome...and dies

  • The Fantastic Four finally get tired of jokes about whether Mr. Fantastic can stretch every part of his body...and die

  • Wolverine does something that isn't incredibly cliched...and dies

  • Dr. Strange really gets into watching DVDs of old "Hill Street Blues" episodes...and dies

  • Thor begins dressing up like a four-year-old girl...and dies

  • Wonder Man finds out someone has actually heard of him...and dies

  • She-Hulk realizes that she should probably change her name so that she can be her own woman and not have to live in the shadow of her cousin, who gets all the attention anyway, but why should he, just because he's a man and she's a woman, why can't she be the Hulk and him he He-Hulk? Huh?...and dies

  • Magneto manages to get through at least a year without dying and coming back to life...and dies

  • Machine Man wishes upon a star...and comes to life

  • Iron Man turns into a villain who hires criminal psychopaths to...oh, what? Really? He did that already? Did he die though? No? Okay then, well this is different. ...and dies


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