Subject: Advertisers Wish To Advertise On Your Site
wayne wrote:
Hey there, wayne. How's it hangin'?
Yes, I saw that earlier. But how's it hangin'?
Also, why don't you have a last name?
You're not going to tell me how it's hangin' at all, are you?
Fine.
Then tell me about these busines you develop. It's been years since I've had a decent busine, you know, crispy on the outside, but soft and fruity on the inside.
Are you fruity on the inside, wayne?
Yeah? What did you think of the Keeley Hazell sex tape thing? Maybe it's a little rushed, I dunno. But I really think the honest emotion shines through.
Seriously, I masturbated to that thing until my junk was genuinely raw. And my hand. That's how serious I was about that shit.
I assume they're ads for "Keeley Hazell Masturbation Connoisseur" magazine, then? Or some kind of antidepressant pill?
How soon can you get me some busines? 'Cause I'll come to your damn house and smack you in your goddamn face if it would get me a decent busine. Bad ones are just so insulting, you know?
That...doesn't make any sense.
I can tell you're still dodging that question about how it's hangin'. I'm guessing it must be hangin' uncomfortably. Have you rubbed it raw from watching Keeley Hazell videos and masturbating? Because I talked to a doctor about that and there are special creams.
Like, especially for Keeley Hazell masturbation. It's a pretty common problem, I understand.
Whoa, totally blew me off there, dude.
Seriously, those creams, dude. I'm not kidding. They work.
You know, come to think of it, I've never met a busines developer who didn't ever use his last name that I didn't trust.
Wait a minute! Business!?!
I don't even know you anymore, wayne! And to think I offered you creams!
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