A notation of things available on the national internets
Hey errbody,
So I just wanted to mention a few quick things. First off, you may have noticed a couple of pieces that went up here and then quickly disappeared. You'll be glad to note that I didn't remove them because they were terrible (there are plenty of terrible things still here that prove I don't care about that). No, they were repurposed for the main CRACKED website. As such, you can find them here and here. I'm sure you're all relieved.
You might also be interested to know that I am amassing a huge store of as-yet unused and soon-to-be out-of-date jokes for an hush-hush-can't-tell-you-yet upcoming project. So get ready to see my dumpings here soon.
Now, on to other business. Just wanted to let you all know about a pretty awesome site I found out about in one of the few e-mails I've gotten recently that didn't try to sell me Cialis or give me some hot stock tip. It's called Wordlustitude, it's by a guy named Mark and it's right up my alley, in that it's all about made-up words.
In fact, it's so right up my alley that I am determined to be mentioned on the site at some point.
So here's a few attempts:
fuckanapes - n. a mixture between a jackanapes and a fuck-up.
Example: "Donald Rumsfeld resigned earlier today because he is a fuckanapes, especially when it comes to Iraq."
pragstatic - adj. showing practicality by not doing anything.
Example: "When she started gyrating, I didn't move, for fear of breaking something off. A pragstatic decision, I believe."
sexenate - v. to copulate to exhaustion.
Example: "We sexenated well into the night, so much so that we slept until noon."
Feel free to post your own made-up words in the comments.
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