Subjects: Que vexame eh esse... and link exchange proposal
carlabrena06 wrote:
Oh, how sweet of you to say. Yeah, I mean, I have been working on them lately, but nobody really noticed before this. You're a slick-tongued one, you are, carlabrena06, noticing my overly muscled testicles like that. I think I'm gonna like you, pal.
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. I can totally see where you're coming from here. But, I mean, let's be logical for a minute. Just, think practically. Let's say, for the sake of your argument, that "Raging Bull" did get remade as a 27-hour-long space opera meant to showcase the music of Alicia Keys. Who would we cast as Joey La Motta if Joe Pesci didn't agree to reprise the role? That's my main issue.
Oh, I agree with you completely, good Portuguese (I think) sir, that Master of Puppets was certainly their seminal album. But your theories concerning James Hetfield actually being hundreds of hamsters stapled together, Kirk Hammett having a sex change that made him into a third, previously unknown gender (with a slice of ham and pineapple pizza for genitals) and Jason Newstead being talented are where you lose me.
E tem mais coisa O_o
Hahahaha! You got it, pal! You just ask and you have got it, my man! No one has ever asked for one of my kidneys quite like that before, and, I gotta tell you, these kidneys are not only immaculate (not a euphemism -- they are actually holy), but they also have a calculator built right in.
Dude...what a downer. I...well, I hope she gets better. I mean, it would be one thing for your wife to have like, one former "Friends" cast member stuck in her abdominal cavity, but all six, plus several recurring guest stars...that's just...
Well, I'm...I'm here for you man.
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Joshp Parker wrote:
My name is Josh Parker, I am the Communications Coordinator of
(A WEBSITE I CHOOSE NOT TO PROMOTE -MW).Wait a second here, Joshp. First off, don't try to fool me with this "Josh" bullshit. I saw your name in the "From" line in my e-mail. Your name is Joshp. So don't try to pull a fast one on me here.
Second, how come you get like, double capital letters with your "Communications Coordinator" title, which, by the way, makes no sense, and I'm all lowercase with my far superior "webmaster" title? In fact, I think my title should be all caps! And shiny! With like, cool intro graphics!
Coordinate my communications, Joshp, and get on this! You seem to have all the necessary skills that make one an effective COMMUNICATIONS COORDINATOR, like knowing how to spell your name correctly! I'm depending on you here!
Um...okay? I don't actually run CRACKED.com, but am merely a hanger-on, hoping to gain profit by latching myself on to much more famous and talented comedians. But sure, I guess I'll bite. What's the website?
...What's the website?
Sure, great. What's the website? I'm guessing it's like, you know, a comedy site? Maybe a blog with a skewed view of internet/nerd/pop culture? A movie, music or comic review site, maybe?
Tell me what the fucking website is!
You asshole.
Oh, and by the way, thanks for not even mentioning that you even had any intention of bringing any traffic to my site or anything, Mr. CommUniCations COOrDinaTOR. You really know how to sell it.
I'm not.
I won't.
Please don't.
Josh Parker
Partner-Links Manager
And now your title has changed, Joshp. Seriously, you are the worst coMMUNiCAtionS Partner-Links cooRDINAtor Manager I have ever met.
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Do you want to challenge Joshp's title as the worst Partner COMMUNICATIONS Manager Links coordinator in human history? Or do you just have a question for MW (preferably in English)? Send me an e-mail.
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