Subject: Partnership proposal
Anders Vang Helgesen wrote:
First of all - great site you have!
That's a nice start there, Anders, convincing me you're Yoda. Way to get on my good side there, pal.
Hold up. A co-operation? Do...do words work like that now? So now it's possible to have, like, an insurance or the lucrative? Anders, this will revolutionize the world of business. Call "Forbes!"
Or by "co-operation" do you mean like, a co-op? Like, one of those places where smelly people with unwashed hair try to sell me hummus sandwiches on bread with like, little sprouts in it? And they try to make me drink tea that tastes like grass? Becuase I think I'll just stick to Wendy's, thanks.
Anders, you've done the right thing here. Anyone else who is looking to come to me for a business proposal, please do as Anders here has done and not read my website at all before sending me e-mails about how you can improve its content.
Honestly, I linked a few flash games on other sites in a news post like, a year ago because I couldn't think of anything else to post one night, and now this guy suddenly wants to offer me a "quality multiplayer quiz/trivia game." What a perfect complement that would be to a site that specializes in humor about horror movies and comics reviews.
And where, praytell, would this money come from? Me? You?
Let me break this down for you. I run a blog with no ads or particular source of revenue. You are so desperate for a client that you're asking a guy who runs a blog with no ads or particular source of revenue to help you out.
What I'm saying here is that neither of us has any cash, so a cash-based quiz game might not be the way to go. Maybe we can turn it around so that people pay us for our knowledge? Actually I've been trying to work something out on that front for years. It doesn't work too well.
What, do they ask the questions backwards or something?
Could I? Sure, if I was maybe mentally handicapped or I lived in some alternate universe where not having money was better than having it.
Do I? Nah.
You mean from the game where we're going to be giving money away?
What? Was that a threat?
Kind regards
Anders Vang Helgesen
Wise Entertainment
Admiralgade 24, 1
1066 Copenhagen
Denmark
You know, the Danish are responsible for all the wars in the world. Also, what kind of address is that? "Admiralgade 24, 1?" Oh, is that one of your unique quiz puzzles? I think I can get this one!
Um...the answer is...Warwick Davis, star of "Willow!"
Now hand over that cash, Anders. I'm not joking about this.
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If you have a really impractical business proposal for me or wish to send me money for my knowledge, please feel free to send me an e-mail.
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