Hi everybody.

So I wasn't really even considering this, but a friend of mine suggested making some of the hyper-ironic t-shirts available on CafePress. So, I pose the question: Would anyone actually be interested in buying any of these? "I Wish I Was An Old Black Man" seems to have some real support (hell, I would wear that one), but I'm interested in knowing if there's anyone actually willing to pay money for it or any of the others. If you are, leave me a comment saying which shirt you'd like to own. If there's real interest, I'll see if I can make it happen.

Also, I just want to mention that you should purchase the new issue of CRACKED (available this Tuesday, August 15 at fine retailers everywhere). Why, you ask? Well, because my name is in the masthead! That's right, I'm a contributing editor. So find my name in there. Highlight it. Put it on your refrigerator. Show it to your friends and make them jealous. Then, maybe read the magazine, I guess. I hear it's pretty good.

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