If any of you out there have been reading the blog of Libyan dictator Moammar Qaddafi (also known as Bartleby McFinn), Regicides Anonymous, which, of course, you haven't, you may have noticed that he has published even further uncompromised libel in regards to me.

I assure all my readers out there, especially Keeley Hazell, that I am neither feeble nor sickly. Indeed, my condition could even be described as "nearly healthy." My iron lung is working beautifully, and all my medications have stopped the bone shards from protruding any further out of my face.

Also, Miss Hazell, rest assured that I continue to pledge to totally rock your world.

As for Mr. "McFinn," I will not dignify his slanderous lie-mongering with a response.

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