More Answers to Questions Posed in Spam Subject Lines
Andy Nicholson wrote:
Andy! I told you not to tell anybody! But I guess since you've let the proverbial cat out of the proverbial bag, I guess I'll just have to come out and tell everybody.
Yes, I'm the new Charles Schulz.
They're changing my name and everything. And to answer your question, Andy, I'm not sick of it at all. In fact, I think I'm really hitting my stride. Check out this new strip I just put together:
I really think it holds true to the spirit of the old strips.
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tedemere wrote:
I'm not sure. Do you need a University Degree to professionally freak out squares?
If so, then yes.
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lanzehubert wrote:
I guess it depends on the situation. For putting out a brush fire, yes, she probably does. That is, she would if I had a wife. Or a dog.
Or a penis.
I'm just kidding, I have a penis.
A dog's penis.
(MUSICAL STING)
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I didn't understand the question posed in this subject line until I noticed that it was sent on January 18, 2038. At that point I came to the only logical conclusion: that this is the way that people from the future will communicate with each other.
Clearly, this is a future version of myself trying to contact me for some reason. Perhaps because I'm in some kind of grave danger or something. To make sure, I will now run the question through a sophisticated future-language translatoratron:
MW from the future wrote:
Check the front door, you dumbass.
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Napier wrote:
You bet I do! A five-fold volume increase could mean unimaginable power! I can just imagine how different life would be...
The world will see my waving and tremble!
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Best Buy wrote:
Kelly wrote:
The short answers are yes and no, respectively, but I'm assuming there's some kind of hidden meaning to the specifically all-caps words in these questions. Like some kind of secret spy code! And it is incumbent upon me to reply, I suppose, so here goes:
The Queen BEE eats lentil soup.
Now the nuclear weapons are secured, I'm certain.
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Scott Franks wrote:
Scotty, baby, you're full of great ideas, but I think we're a Pasadena on this one. Too artsy. Why don't you work on that thing you were talking about a few weeks ago? That 'Friends' meets 'Barney Miller' thing? I thought that had potential written all ov -- Oh, hell, I'm totally late for a thing, but we'll talk later, yeah? Great. See you, kid.
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ASVAB wrote:
I don't know. Is there a square freaking out division?
Because if there is...I'm still going to have to say no.
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Do you have a message to send in garbledy a future language? Are you some square who has totally been freaked out? An incredibly offended Peanuts fan? Send me an e-mail.
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