I have a new piece up on the CRACKED.com main page, which I implore you to go and read. It's so funny that I actually burned over 2/3 of my face as a tribute to it.

Also, consider this: if this post gets linked on the CRACKED main page in the blogs section there, then everyone who clicks on it will have followed a link just to click on another link which just takes you back to where you were in the first place. It'll be like some kind of link vortex!

I sincerely hope that this happens.

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