Subject: Fantastic PRE-LAUNCHED is ON. (Spam)Zolll wrote:
2 company in 1 distributor.
Every member will have 2 businesses for the price of one.
you will be able to market both sites and have two
businesses in just 1 registration/membership.
A GREAT SUPER JUICE and superior patented product.
Check the link below;
(NOT IF I REMOVE IT FIRST! HAHA! -MW)
50% Fast Start bonus
Matrix commissions
100% MONTHLY matching bonus on every personal referral's comission.
Global Leadership Bonus and more.
Just pre-luanched of thier new product and 2nd website/company.
NOTE::: I use the new 2nd website/company.
Respectfully,
Zolll
Behold! An e-mail from the all-powerful Zolll, protectorate of the space colonies! Bow before him! Beware! He will grasp you in his iron fist of destructinating! He will pre-launch you to your ultimate doom! Now hear his deafening cry of battle!
So, let me see if I can figure out what you're talking about here, Space Emperor Zolll. There are going to be two businesses, but for the price of one business. And one distributor will distribute...my business? For SUPER JUICE? Is that anything like Crunk Juice? 'Cause that shit's a gold mine. Are you gonna help me get in on that, Space Emperor Zolll? Because, I mean, Space Emperor or not, that Lil' Jon dude seems to have a pretty firm grip on that whole crunk industry. I'm just sayin'.
Well, while you think about that, let me see what else you've got here. Do you have everything I need for me to adequately start up two businesses that I don't really want? Let's just check here:
A "Fast Start" bonus for...starting fast, I guess? that is 50% of some unexplained figure? Check.
Matrix commissions that I suppose involve Keanu Reeves somehow? Check.
Another percentage figure followed by words that don't make any sense when strung together? Check.
Additional propaganda to recruit governors for your galactic empire? Check.
Oh! And look at that! It looks as though our buddy Zolll isn't just an emperor, he's also a client. Well, my interstellar liege, I think we're in business.
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Got a business proposal for MW? Are you a galacitc emperor bent on universal domination, and also great sales opportunities? Send me an e-mail and let's see what we can work up.
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