Vin Diesel is...It's a well-known fact that Vin Diesel plays the title character of every movie that he's in. In fact, every movie he's in has the phrase "Vin Diesel is..." scrawled out before the title on the movie poster. But what if my life's dream was realized and Vin Diesel somehow could be in every movie ever made? Of course, it would look a little like this.
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