Hello!

A big fat welcome to all the people who came over here from the old version of my blog (whatever that was, because I've already forgotten about it). Hope you like the new digs. I know that I have a loyal readership of at least, what, eight? So each of you, please feel free to leave a comment about the new site and let me know what you think.

For all of you coming here from the cracked.com website, I welcome you as well, and commend you for being able to tear yourself away from staring at the ad where you can totally see some girl's nipple. One word of warning: here, things are not rated with a system of butt cracks, but rather with arbitrary assignments of bullets. If you have a system you'd prefer, perhaps one involving a hybridized bullet/butt crack, feel free to leave me a note.

Any of you who accidentally came here looking for the interracial, barely-legal lesbian, blindfolded, 3-D, backwards-playing gun porn, I'm sorry, you've typed in the wrong URL. You're looking for http://mw.cracked.org.

I encourage everyone who has a chance to page through the archives, dating back to the halcyon days of late 2004, back when I was fresh out of Frivolous Blog Tech and before I had lost any semblance of enthusaism or joy. If you find a link that doesn't work or any kind of jumbly garbage that happened to appear during the big move over here, give me a heads-up.

Also, a reminder to you all that I have advanced obsessive compulsive disorder and can only post in the category order I've created for myself. That means that I must post a Mailbag piece next. It also means that I have to press the spacebar with each thumb an even number of times before I touch my forehead to the screen and go to sleep for the night.

Anyway, send me some e-mail, already.

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