The New Members' Questionnaire at the Recently Founded Street Cred Institute in Lovely Paducah, Kentucky
Name: ________________________
aka: __________________________
aka: __________________________
aka: _____"Cash Money"__________
Short Answer
1. Considering that it's like a jungle sometimes, what do you wonder is the way how we'll keep from going under?
2. Calculate the exponential relationship between one's money and his/her problems.
3.
a) Have you got hoes in a varying number of area codes?
b) If so, how many?
c) Please list the area codes in any order, with preference toward rhyming and emphasis on one particular digit (ex: 702!).
4. Would you consider the area where you live dirrrty? If not, please estimate the appropriate number of r's for your area.
5. How many problems do you have? Is a bitch one? If not, please skip ahead to question 7.
6. Do you often encourage the shorties you spend time with to sip Bacardi like it's their birthday? Don't you find that to be irresponsible?
7. If people don't dance no mo', what exactly is it that they do? Feel free to explain with words or draw a diagram.
8. What are your feelings concerning local law enforcement? Please limit your response to three words or less.
9. Pinpoint the area of the body where one's "Laffy Taffy" is located. How does one of a particular sex go about shaking it? Seriously, we don't even know.
10. When you say words aloud, how often are you inclined immediately thereafter to spell them?
11. Define the following terms:
YEEEAAAAAAH! -
WHAT?!? -
OKAYYYYYY! -
amniocentesis -
Essay
1. Imagine the hypothetical situation in which one was using his voice wrong. Would it be ethical to sample it in such a situation? Choose an argument and defend it in 500 words or less.
2. Whose world is this? It's yours? It's mine, it's mine, it's mine? Whose world is this?
3. In your own words, define what "street cred" means to you. How much of an effect it should have on your 20-year fixed-rate mortgage?
aka: __________________________
aka: __________________________
aka: _____"Cash Money"__________
Short Answer
1. Considering that it's like a jungle sometimes, what do you wonder is the way how we'll keep from going under?
2. Calculate the exponential relationship between one's money and his/her problems.
3.
a) Have you got hoes in a varying number of area codes?
b) If so, how many?
c) Please list the area codes in any order, with preference toward rhyming and emphasis on one particular digit (ex: 702!).
4. Would you consider the area where you live dirrrty? If not, please estimate the appropriate number of r's for your area.
5. How many problems do you have? Is a bitch one? If not, please skip ahead to question 7.
6. Do you often encourage the shorties you spend time with to sip Bacardi like it's their birthday? Don't you find that to be irresponsible?
7. If people don't dance no mo', what exactly is it that they do? Feel free to explain with words or draw a diagram.
8. What are your feelings concerning local law enforcement? Please limit your response to three words or less.
9. Pinpoint the area of the body where one's "Laffy Taffy" is located. How does one of a particular sex go about shaking it? Seriously, we don't even know.
10. When you say words aloud, how often are you inclined immediately thereafter to spell them?
11. Define the following terms:
YEEEAAAAAAH! -
WHAT?!? -
OKAYYYYYY! -
amniocentesis -
Essay
1. Imagine the hypothetical situation in which one was using his voice wrong. Would it be ethical to sample it in such a situation? Choose an argument and defend it in 500 words or less.
2. Whose world is this? It's yours? It's mine, it's mine, it's mine? Whose world is this?
3. In your own words, define what "street cred" means to you. How much of an effect it should have on your 20-year fixed-rate mortgage?
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