Dew collects on grass
In the distance, a dog barks
Man, am I horny

Lyrical, concise
Poem of love and nature
Really, really queer

Set syllable use
Five, then seven, then five more
Ugh, I hate counting

I just don't get it
These poems come from the land
of video games

Mario Brother
Jump down on that goomba's head
Now, that's poetry

I'm wasting my time
with haikus doing nothing
to get my rocks off

But girls dig these
They love this poem stuff, right?
Who should I impress?

Scarlett Johannson
Hey, could she be reading this?
This next one's for her

My manly penis
Sleek, clean, aerodynamic
and 12 inches long

Impressed yet, Scarlett?
Why do you have that golf club?
My manly penis!

Immense is the pain
Man, that didn't work at all
Stupid Japanese

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