Gas!
I was driving through my temporary hometown of Buttcrack, Maryland when I noticed that gas prices have gotten beyond ridiculous. $2.33 a gallon!?!? Holy Crappery!
All this because of some hurricane or something that I'm not even sure really exists in some "Gulf" or something that everyone keeps talking about. It's all pretty suspect to me.
Anyway, in honor of the gouging of anyone who has to go anywhere, here are some Photoshops I did a while back to help the oil companies improve their image a bit.
First, here's one that takes the national sentiment against gay marriage and runs with it.

Second, a graphic that can and should be sent to news outlets nationwide.

Third, an attack ad that focuses the attention on another overpriced liquid.
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All this because of some hurricane or something that I'm not even sure really exists in some "Gulf" or something that everyone keeps talking about. It's all pretty suspect to me.
Anyway, in honor of the gouging of anyone who has to go anywhere, here are some Photoshops I did a while back to help the oil companies improve their image a bit.
First, here's one that takes the national sentiment against gay marriage and runs with it.

Second, a graphic that can and should be sent to news outlets nationwide.

Third, an attack ad that focuses the attention on another overpriced liquid.
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