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An Exciting Ad for NBC's Newest Hit Game Show

Coming this fall to NBC: Lame Fear Factor, hosted by internet personality/egotist, MW!

What exciting adventures await our contestants? Listen to these adrenaline-pumping, nail-biting clips!

DANGER!

MW: Okay, guys, look alive, because you're going to have to eat this hamburger that's a little pink on the inside!
CONTESTANT 1 (holding back vomit): Oh, oh God!
CONTESTANT 2: I can't do this, man! I can't do this!

TESTS OF ENDURANCE!

MW: Strap your boots on everyone, because you're going to have stand in this line at the bank for over an hour!
CONTESTANT 1: How can you do this to people?
CONTESTANT 3: I'm late for my son's soccer game! There are only twenty-two more this season!
CONTESTANT 2: I had a dentist appointment! My molars hurt so much!

FOOD EATING!

MW: Hey gang, get yourselves ready, because it's time for another eating competition! And this one's extra gross! You'll have to eat this day-old pizza while trying to carry on a very awkward conversation with each other!
CONTESTANT 2: So...uh...you guys like pepperoni?
CONTESTANT 3: I...ummm...I'm actually a vegetarian, so...
CONTESTANT 2: Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I...I mean, is this okay, I mean...
CONTESTANT 3: Well, it's mainly for health reasons, so I guess it's not that...I mean...
CONTESTANT 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

INCONVENIENCE!

MW: Here's our big stunt, everyone, so...um...think of a euphamism that means "prepare yourself." Anyway, what you have to do is drive this car through kind of heavy snow!
CONTESTANT 1: This is at least two inches!
CONTESTANT 2: It's almost like driving to work on a morning with relatively bad weather!
CONTESTANT 3: I can't believe how afraid I am of this factor! Lamely!

LAME FEAR FACTOR: WEDNESDAYS AND SEEMINGLY EVERY OTHER NIGHT, COMING SOON TO NBC!

EVERY OTHER CHANNEL TOO!

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Posted by MW's Head on a Robot Body on April 20, 2005 12:39 AM | Permalink

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