If the worker becomes all the poorer the more wealth he produces, take a drink.

If the product of labour becomes something alien to the workers who have produced it, take a drink.

If a worker is deprived of the means of life, take a drink.

Take a drink for every time a human function is separated from all other human activity in abstraction as something animal.

When life-activity becomes the object of will and conciousness, take a drink.

Whenever private property is the result of alienated labour, take a drink.

Every time the means of production are held by the bourgeoisie in exploitation of the proletariat, take a drink.

When labour finds an expression in value and becomes a commodity, take a drink.

When the value of labour-power resolves itself into a definite quantity of the means of subsistence, take a drink.

When the bourgeoisie tears away from the family its sentimental veil, take a drink.

When the need for a constantly expanding market for its products chases the bourgeoisie over the entire surface of the globe, take two drinks.

When property in land is abolished and all rents of land are applied to public purposes, take two drinks.

When the communists turn their attention chiefly to Germany or England, take three drinks.

When proletarians of all countries unite, finish the bottle.